It started like this.
string responseValue;
if (null == vcapResponse)
{
responseValue = message;
}
else
{
responseValue = vcapResponse.Description;
}
return responseValue;
…and after a few alt+enter hits…
return null == vcapResponse ? message : vcapResponse.Description;
I ended up with that beauty. Oh yeah. 
…and for today, that’s it. Whew!
